Things you can do with a Liberal Arts degree
Useful things to do with a Liberal Arts Degree:
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Work as a Coffeehouse Barista for near-minimum wage! But act superior to everyone else!
Become a Global Warming/Climate Change Activist
Apply for Welfare, food stamps, SSI etc.
Join the Communist Party!
Cover your face with tattoos and piercings, and a pound of metal art, thereby negating future serious job interviews!
Smoke some dope.
Bang drums in the street. That worthwhile activity always leads to progress!
Burn the American flag!
Get a Che Guevara T-shirt! Idolize the mass-murdering commie scumbag!
Demand an executives’ salary with a large corner office right out of college! You ARE entitled after all!
Be a professional victim! Cry for the TV cameras about how oppressed and angry you are!
Vandalize a small business, creating a hardship for a hardworking REAL American who is working for a living!
Suddenly decide that you are oppressed!
Develop a sense of elitism!
Join OWS full time!
Mindlessly chant along in wholehearted agreement with any moron who shows up with a bullhorn!
Rape, arson, murder, theft, vandalism, public indecency and other civil disobedience.
Take a personal oath to deny and fight all facts and realities. Emotion over reality!
Take a vow against bathing and personal hygiene!
Demand your trophy for participating in something.
Willingly piss away your freedom, autonomy and human rights, under the guise of being “oppressed.”
You can go and F*** Yourself, America-hating commie scum!
Make your parents proud by doing things in public most people would be ashamed to do in private!
Show America that you are a useful idiot tool of the commie/progressive left, and a whore for the unions, who are playing you like a fiddle! For Free! (Or did they rent you cheap?)
Obtain a dollar. That and a LIberal Arts degree will get you a cup of coffee!
Why the Hell would a progressive want a degree anyway? In their new communist paradise, they’ll just be assigned a ditch-digging job anyway. From what I’ve seen, most recent college graduates can’t read, write and spell anyway. So much for higher education under the new leftist dumbed-down and fully communist-indoctrinated system. How does it feel to be completely divorced from your very own history and culture? How does it feel to have your own national history demonized? Is there some utopia where history has been perfect and free from some kind of strife or hardship? If you hate America so much, you’re free to go there! Suckers!
You’ll spend your days lining up for toilet paper ration coupons between food shortages, sweating in the summer and freezing your ass off in the winter. Let’s not forget! Electricity is evil, and bad for the planet, and so is heating oil! Widespread solar or other “green” technology won’t be here for at least another 20 years. Get used to living the fantasy of collective life. Say goodbye to the luxury of privacy. Share everything, including your assigned housing and rides on public transportation! They want us to give up cars too. Al Gore thinks they’re bad, although he has a fleet of gas-guzzling SUVs. Of course, he’s politburo ruling class, and therefore better than you!
Forget about private property, property rights, keeping the fruits of your labor. Kiss your civil rights goodbye. Freedom of religion. Freedom of speech. Freedom of press. Your right to freedom from unreasonable searches and seizures. Want to visit a relative in another city? Better have your travel papers in order! They’ll be checked. Your movements will be tracked. Your mail will be read. Your internet activity will be watched closely! Say goodbye to your right to bear arms. All great totalitarian regimes have disarmed their people with chilling results! As an individual, you are worthless. You are a piece of the collective now. Chattel owned and controlled by the state! Learn your place and do as you are told! Welcome to your new communist paradise. As Karl Marx says, “Each according to their ability, each according to their own need.”
Aren’t you glad you took out a huge student loan to learn how to be a communist sheep/useful idiot?
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